Connie and Carla
Oh my heavens. I have never been subjected to such nonsense in my life. I will never choose to watch this movie ever again. Marci-friend, I do cherish our friendship and all but, why did you do this to me?
Marci gave us this atrocity of a movie. I want my time spent on this cinematic suppository back. Now!
This movie was lame and ridiculous but at some points it was entertaining. David Duchovney’s expression when he thinks that a man just kissed him was awesome. I imagine that I would have looked similarly in that situation.
Ok so this is the story line. These 2 best friends obsessed with being famous dinner theater style, while performing at an airport, witness a murder. A dangerous local drug cartel kills their agent and they decide to go on the run and end up in L.A. without a job or a place to stay. They find an apartment and decide that in their emotional distress that they need to go to a bar get all liquored up and find men folk to “soothe thier sorrows” aka get freaky. Much to their dismay the bar they choose has a clientele consisting of all of the drag queens in the area. Insert uncomfortable Steve here.
The ladies then decide that since their going into hiding that they would use the cover of being performing drag queens. They audition for the show and get jobs because despite how much I don’t really like the movie they really aren’t half bad. They’re not half good either! BOOM! Man I’m bad. Just kidding. They’re ok. Anyway, they do the show for a while and then one of the “men-women’s” brother, played by David Duchovny, decides to reunite himself wiht his long lost brother and Connie, played by My Big Fat Greek Wedding lady, falls for him because he opens a door for her. Then it get’s awkward. The she-he-she tries to get the he-she’s brother to like her without having her she-he-she friend find out so they don’t blow their she-he-she cover and have everyone see that they are just shes and not he-shes.
All the time that this is going on an evil russian henchman of the cartel is going around to all of these dinner theaters trying to find them and instead finds himself. He’s a theater fiend. that’s mildly entertaining.
You all know how this ends. they come clean expose themselves as women and they all go home with the one they love… or the one that they just met and want to love… or are enfatuated with.
The movie get’s 2 bullet wounds to my skull if I have to watch it again. That is all. Peace out until next time interweb.
You are dead inside.
Also, this movie is hard to explain because it’s ridiculous. Ridiculously awesome.
I have yet to meet a boy who likes it. Probably due to the boy-on-boy kissing sometimes.
Wow. That’s a lot of he’s and she’s.
Cinematic Suppository. Best phrase ever! That is all.
I got this movie as a gift and only watch it to piss off my husband. He hates musicals.
Marci, if it makes you feel any better, I loved it this time around. I think if Steve watched it again he would like it the second time too.